Bad, Bad Dogs

Hey Redd, what's goin' on?

Not much. Just soakin' up the sun.

Yeah, me too. What a day, huh? Can’t beat a

day like this. Sunshine, a bowl a cool water,

thick tasty grass… couldn’t ask for anything more.

You said it Link, you said it. Say, kinda

reminds of that day Mom and Dad went to the

beach without us. Remember that day?

How can I forget?! Left us in that stuffy old

house all alone while they ran around in the

sun n’ sand throwin’ the Frisbee. Oh man,

we got ‘em good though didn’t we?

Did we ever! How’d that start anyway? I think I

got the garbage down first, right? Yeah, that’s

it. They had pork roll and eggs for breakfast

and hardly ate any of it. She said it was

‘bikini season’ or somethin’. Whatever that

means. What a loser.

Yeah, you knocked it over and I carried most of

it into the living room. Oh man, if they only saw us

lounged out on that new couch lickin' a tub of

Ben and Jerry's ! We had to empty out the coffee

grinds first to get to the good stuff though.

The best was when you went back to the kitchen for

more and peed the whole way without stoppin'!

That was great! Wish I though of that!

Thanks. I don't know how I though of that move. Like it

just hit me when I threw that tuna can under

the recliner. Just came to me. I didn't even

plan it.

But you had some good ones too. Like

the poop behind the downstairs TV. They

didn't find it 'till the next day. Now that, Redd

was genius! Pure genius!

Good times, Lincoln. Good times.

Hey, think they're goin' out today?